flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

sushiobunny:

Styled by Mako.

y’all is short for Yeehaw to All, an ancient cowboy greeting
 - Erwin's Impressions 2

askerwinvoice:

Round two. Here are the people I have to deal with.

Why happen

Why happen

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

Why

Why